Saturday, December 28, 2013

"Drivers Pulled Over For Good Driving" ...Ummm...Yes. Fuck You!



Dammit.  A decent morning ruined by a stoopid fucking local news story that made me wanna puke.

Christ on crutch!  

Look at these two assholes!

Stanley, the fruity citizen, thinks it's just fabulous to be pulled over for no reason and given a coupon for fucking Starbucks or Pantera Bread by shaved-head, donut-assaulting Occifer Schutzstaffel.

My comment at the news site using my real name ('cuz I ain't skeered, nor do I give a fuck anymore):

BS. This is a fishing expedition for the cops. Pull over somebody for no reason and let's see what we can find and let's see what this sheep of a citizen will reveal to us because he/she has no friggin' idea what freedom is all about.

I know.

I am a bad commenter who is also a hating hate-mongering hater who hates.

Or something...

Also from the story:

24-Hour News 8 partner The Hendricks Co. Flyer reports there were many different responses, with most drivers wondering what they had done wrong.

Most of these drivers prolly thought it was all cool and junk and they were happy that they got free shit and that the cops are keeping them "safe."

I know what my response would have been.

I woulda been fucking pissed off that I was stopped and delayed by the Stasi in order that they could go fishing.

Gawddamn I am sick of the motherfucking blind and oblivious dick-wads who claim to be Americans in this country...and the cops who are willing to do this retarded shit.

Happy New Year.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Glad Healthcare Tidings From O'Vomit










Received these two bits of health insurance info in the mail within the last week.

From what I understand, there is a lot of this going around.

Hells bells.  My 80 year old in-laws have had a Cadillac healthare plan for 30 years through the utility company from which he retired.  They received notice right before Thanksgiving that their plan was cancelled because it was "substandard."

"Substandard" because the old plan didn't include birth control, abortion services, or some other shit a senior citizen would never use.

WTF?

Thanks bunches, O'Vomit...you fucking lying shit bag commie fuck-stain asshole.



Merry Christmas To My Terrorist Friends

The Candy Cane of Death®


Been busier than a three-peckered billy goat in an ass-kickin' contest...or something like that...but I wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas in spite of everything.

I'm REALLY not feeling it this year, and I find as I get older I feel it less and less.

I wonder why?

It's good I have my children and their friends around, though.  

Their young, bright, shining, smiling, hopeful, happy faces (the poor dumb bastards) help to keep me outta the doldrums.

Anyhoo...here are a few popular favorite images from Christmases past to liven things up a bit around here.


Satanic, demon-possessed gingerbread warrior, equipped with candy cane sword and cinnamon roll shield, prepares to open up a 55 gallon drum of whup-ass on Nazi storm troopers.  Artwork done many years ago by my son Willie.  It hangs on our Christmas tree!




My siblings and I at Santa Claus Land, late 1960s...


My kids at the same place 40 years later...