tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post6531160892244304293..comments2024-03-05T14:20:47.147-05:00Comments on Walter Zoomie's World: Part 13- My Humongous Astronomical 2010 Indy 500 Blog Mess: Practice And Qualifications Wrap-upUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-56627289204330527542010-05-29T19:47:00.575-04:002010-05-29T19:47:00.575-04:00Hey Zoomie, sf-indy-fan here. Gotta disagree with...Hey Zoomie, sf-indy-fan here. Gotta disagree with you about Helio. Despite his dancing and general everywhere-ness, he has adequately demonstrated that he is definitely one of the REALEST and FASTEST open wheel drivers of all time, totally deserving to sit at the special VIP table with the really comfy chairs right along with AJ, Al Sr., & Rick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-15819275312770073342010-05-28T14:32:18.119-04:002010-05-28T14:32:18.119-04:00Mr. Zoomie, wrong on all counts. I am also a fait...Mr. Zoomie, wrong on all counts. I am also a faithfully committed chick. To what institution is the question. Congratulations on your 20 faithful years!<br /><br />My better half is in Indy right now with his buddies having cold beers. I wasn't invited to the sausage festival. In fact, I got a cell phone pic from him with the caption "The Abe Vigoda." One day I'll get there.<br /><br />I'm not really a brawler, just a white-collar type with a racer in the family. Only half Irish, so don't really get hammered too much these days, as I heard you cannot do that and drive anymore. Pity. Not like the old days when everyone drank and drove around, even the race car drivers. <br /><br />Anyway, proceed with your humorousness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-27011222934617993892010-05-27T08:48:38.887-04:002010-05-27T08:48:38.887-04:00Dear Anonymous Chick from NJ:
I am sorry for assu...Dear Anonymous Chick from NJ:<br /><br />I am sorry for assuming you were a dude, and I find it extremely hawt how you are shamelessly coming on to me.<br /><br />I am flattered.<br /><br />However, I am a faithful married man of 20 years.<br /><br />Anyhoo...I have some Irish ancestry as well....along with English and German. I fight World Wars with myself all the time.<br /><br />I am happy to hear that you are not similar to the trollops on the TV show. They are horrendous, and I would not drink cold beers in the Third Turn with them.<br /><br />I bet you listen to The Drop Kick Murhys, get hammered, and brawl a lot...like most East Coasters of Irish descent.<br /><br />Nothing wrong with that, BTW.<br /><br />Good day, fine lady.Walter Zoomiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18439931516202804834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-72959749280264513062010-05-27T07:22:19.607-04:002010-05-27T07:22:19.607-04:00Mr. Zoomie, I happen to be an anonymous chick from...Mr. Zoomie, I happen to be an anonymous chick from NJ, though I do not look or act like any of the floozies from "Jersey Shore." They are allegedly of Italian descent.I am of Irish ancestry, therefore am well-versed in quaffing all brands of beer. Vodka too. And rum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-67693451194153321452010-05-26T20:25:23.709-04:002010-05-26T20:25:23.709-04:00Tadly:
Grover is a big pussy. Now that I'm al...Tadly:<br /><br />Grover is a big pussy. Now that I'm all swoll and cut, he's my bestest friend now. Hell, I drank most of his New Castle Brown Ale mini-keg earlier this month while sitting with him on the Third Turn viewing mounds.<br /><br />No need to be afraid of him. Like most douche-bag bullies, he backs down when you get in his face and threaten to throat punch him.<br /><br />See you at Camp 'n' Brew. Maybe.Walter Zoomiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18439931516202804834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-60527721396104538342010-05-26T19:46:49.009-04:002010-05-26T19:46:49.009-04:00While at Indy on Saturday my buddie Boobie came up...While at Indy on Saturday my buddie Boobie came up with a Zoomie (tm) T-Shirt...a big bully behind us stood up and shouted "Whose ass do I have to kick to get a beer from you guys!?!" I fooled him, as I had started consuming mass quantities early in the day, and only had one left, which I opened and shot gunned before Grover could leap down 5 rows of seats. Take that Grover!<br /><br />I like Baguettes, he is from Belguim, and they make great beer, and the bought Andhowser Busch from St. Louis. If I had more discriminating tastes, buying beer from Belguim could empty my bank account. I however drink copious amounts of Miller Lite, which is owned by a S. African Brewery. S. Africa also gave us Charlize Theron, who could also empty my bank account if she had a chance. CALL ME Charlize!Tadlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10462094949115478890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-33537368521850711762010-05-26T02:28:51.882-04:002010-05-26T02:28:51.882-04:00Dear Anonymous in New Jersey:
Thank you for your ...Dear Anonymous in New Jersey:<br /><br />Thank you for your kind words.<br /><br />I never slag on New Jersey, seeing as I've never been there and therefore cannot make an educated assessment of your fine state. I'm sure it's a groovy place with cold beer and many hawt chicks. Hell....what else does a guy need?<br /><br />I also enjoy The Sopranos. Are you and your friends of Italian extraction?<br /><br />Except for the constant fear of being killed, I bet I would make a good Italian gangster...as if such a group existed.<br /><br />Good day, sir.Walter Zoomiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18439931516202804834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-57249387953137618592010-05-25T19:22:39.206-04:002010-05-25T19:22:39.206-04:00You are very comical. And humorous. And hysteric...You are very comical. And humorous. And hysterical. Sort of. Hello from New Jersey, you have a contingent of fans here who hang on your every syllable. Please don't make fun of us as we gave the world one of the best EVER...Mark Donohue. He knew what Indy meant and knew that THERE IS NO CRYING IN INDY RACING. Please continue regaling us with your funny blog-type thang.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-84212172631201885342010-05-25T00:25:27.471-04:002010-05-25T00:25:27.471-04:00I like the uncensored version better than the kidd...I like the uncensored version better than the kiddie friendly track forum version.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com