tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post6459014843875879034..comments2024-03-05T14:20:47.147-05:00Comments on Walter Zoomie's World: More Jury Duty TomfooleryUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-83487553053204080192014-10-20T09:38:27.387-04:002014-10-20T09:38:27.387-04:00This is what happens when you register to vote. I ...This is what happens when you register to vote. I think. My jury duty a few years back was cancelled at the last minute, after making plans with work for my absence.<br /><br />Best way to get out of this. Appear before the court dressed nicely, speaking proper English, and carrying a copy of Mein Kampf or Boston's Gun Bible. Buckeyecopperheadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-46593717679276734712014-10-08T10:44:47.401-04:002014-10-08T10:44:47.401-04:00We have the same system, here in Palm Beach County...We have the same system, here in Palm Beach County, Florida... No big deal, I called, late afternoon, at 5:30, for 3 days in a row, at the end of last year, each time being told I was not needed, but to call again the next day. After the third day, I was released from jury duty. I just turned 70... after 70 they can't call you anymore, although, you can volunteer! And I know one or two people who do.Zarathustrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18304963843720567083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-86886260516085256692014-09-21T23:50:38.450-04:002014-09-21T23:50:38.450-04:00"We're gonna force you to act as if you c..."We're gonna force you to act as if you consented."<br /><br />Jim Klein over at WRSA said in one sentence what I tried to say here in an entire blog post and failed.<br /><br />I suck. :(Walter Zoomiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18439931516202804834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-76373505807592635152014-09-21T17:22:44.266-04:002014-09-21T17:22:44.266-04:00Have her wear a "Zoomie, Fuck off and die alr...Have her wear a "Zoomie, Fuck off and die already" TShirt... should get her off,or I am with stupid tshirt... Cederqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-62686223559844387512014-09-18T07:54:11.782-04:002014-09-18T07:54:11.782-04:00Ask the Misses to make you a smammich before she g...Ask the Misses to make you a smammich before she goes for the selection. You never know when she might get back from the "honorable" duty (sequestered).<br />But on another note never saw the word "Ordered" before on a jury summons. That kinda upsets my stomach a little and makes my ass pucker a bit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842219268085231182.post-43095183133324806312014-09-17T09:36:14.074-04:002014-09-17T09:36:14.074-04:00Print 15 or so copies of the mickey picture and th...Print 15 or so copies of the mickey picture and the gfy picture, and have your wife take them to the selection, she'll be excused quickly, I think. <br /><br />Dude. Really? Caramel apples for noise makers? You could have picked up four lego sets and some nerf footballs. Go stand in the corner and reflect on your misdeeds. Grognoreply@blogger.com