Here's Your Sign: Announcing The Hater Blog Award

The cool nice blogger kids get theirs...

...so I figured we who were raised by wolves and are a little rough around the edges deserved one of our own.

I don't give a fuck how many followers you have, and you can post it in your sidebar or some other place of dishonor or do with it as you wish.

I created and awarded this coveted medallion to those of you who do one or more of the following:  

-would willingly gut a fool like a carp.
-string multiple curse words together in a glorious fashion.
-could incite Mother Teresa to turn tricks with your writing skills.
-post mostly original content.
-use a blogger template layout with dark, threatening images and a background that is always mostly all black because it is intimidating and shows you mean business and are not to be trifled with.
-don't post cat pictures.
-dig guns but don't act like an asshole about it.
-exhibit a warped, demented sense of humor.
-make me think I'd like to drink beer and shoot the shit with you. 

Feel free to pass it on to anyone you please.

You don't have to link to anybody.

You don't have to give a fuck.

In fact, not giving a fuck is of paramount importance...

There are no rules, except for the rule that there are no rules.

I will get around to passing out more awards later, but right now I need to take a nap and then go to work.

Congrats to those who have already been honored.

You are in rarefied air, my friends.

Huzzah and shit...

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I get the feeling some of you might be saying, "Zoomie!  You fucking douche!  What's the reason for doing this?  Are you looking for attention?  Don't you have anything better to do?  You are super-geek!"

I suppose there may be something to this, and I will admit that there is an element of ego involved with publishing a blog thang.

Bloggers/writers naturally want other motherfuckers to read their shit and react.

Anyhoo...when I saw that Liebster Blog award thing getting passed around the intardnet, I thought it was interesting.

Then I thought I might like to receive some kind of blog award for doing what I do.

Then I got a little jealous.

Then I noticed that the bloggers who were receiving the Liebster Award were good folks who weren't vile and foul and didn't ruffle feathers too much.

Then I understood that I didn't get a Liebster Award because I am an asshole.

Then I decided to create an alternative blogger award, and generously present it to myself and other bloggers I appreciate.

That's all.

If the above explanation isn't good enough, I suggest reading my mission statement on the right sidebar.

Thanks for visiting.