Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Some Frightening "Art" I've Been Working On...










Feel free to use any of these crappy images on your websites or where ever if you want.

And if you feel like it, give me a little credit...

Yes.  I'm giving you license to steal my shit with no consequences.

I'm socialist like that, though.

Hells bells.  I'll even customize this shit if you want.

Give me some suggestions.



Click on the images for the full, dramatic, eye-bleeding effect!


OK...now I'm done.

Maybe.









  

This'n' is for my brothers in the Lone Star state.



Aww jeez...what am I to you people? A fucking performing monkey?

It is my sincere hope that armor-piercing 30.06 is up to your high standards and meets with your ultimate approval.


:D






By request...


410s may have looked better as they are thinner, but they are not near as threatening or capable of tearing traitorous flesh asunder. Besides...dude wanted 12 gauge, so 12 gauge is what he gets!









Remix edited disco-version of the original....




I'm pretty happy with this idea, but I'm gonna try this concept horizontally also... 








I'm being silly now.  

If Yoda were a government agent/carp fish bent on absconding with our liberties...what he might be thinking about all this subversive propaganda shit going down on the innerwebs...

 for Slammin' Sammy "The Knife" Kerosene




And now for something completely different...



I'd better stop for tonight.  I'm getting a little loopy..






I took the liberty of doing a couple of updates and freshening up a bit of Sam's original design...one in mind-blowing color, the other in black and white.

I expect a brutal gutting at any time for my indiscretions...



These next few I stole pretty much all of the individual elements from different sources and glued them all together.

I am sorry.











For Rich T...












Santa came early this year.

My neighbors love me.

That's what I think! 









Due to popular demand, I have created some crappy T-shirts at Zazzle.

I have a banner ad on the left side bar (near the top) and a flash panel at the very bottom here for my shitty and cartoonish Zazzle shirts.

The "Resist III" shirt I purchased above is cool as fuck!  The design is huge and "in-your-face" bad-ass, and it covers the entire front.

It is not subtle in the least.

Zazzle has a decent return policy, so if you buy something and you think it sucks for some reason, you can pretty much return it and get your cash back or some other kind of satisfaction.

I suggest reading the policy for clarification.

If you buy a shirt...great...and thanks.
If not...that's cool too.
It's a free country.
For now.
Sorta.

Full disclosure...this is a purely evil capitalistic endeavor.  I make a buck or two off each shirt, and I will spend those profits on guns and ammo and beer.

Pretty much.











With apologies to Black Sabbath and Greg Hildebrandt...




95 comments:

  1. Thanks, gents. Just something I whipped up earlier today after work for Sam's projects. Rough draft kinda stuff. I can't connect with Kerodin for some reason..either via email or blogger comments. Something is FUBAR, and I don't know where...

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  2. Good stuff!

    Love the reflection in the dagger. And the shadows.

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  3. These are sweet. Sorry for the lack of replies - Kerodin.com & email has decided to wheeze on me. It'll get fixed today at some point.

    I'm curious: Was the basic picture the knife in the pole? Did you add the documents? The blades? Reflections & shadows? This is beautiful work, and I say that with confidence because Holly & I work with darned good graphics people routinely.

    Excellent!

    Kerodin
    III

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    1. Thanks for the kudos. However, I will not reveal my methods because then every fuck-head on the planet will post jaw-dropping but cartoonish and shitty images on the intardwebs.

      And then I won't get the attention I crave and I will get despondent and suck-start a shotgun.

      It is sufficient to say that I have a somewhat good eye for light, contrast, texture, and detail, and what makes a decent photo, and sometime I can take a good picture.

      Maybe.

      Also, I have the natural instincts of a superlative scrounger. I can see a pile of rubbish and pick out what is useful and leave the remainder for the buzzards.

      I make the best of what I have on hand, and I let my fertilized imagination do the rest.

      I have a couple more ideas along this same theme.

      Stand by.

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    2. Fair enough. ;)

      If there was a photo of a crumpled windbreaker on the ground, could you add, for instance, K.E.R. on the back and follow the contours of the fabric crumples?

      K

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    3. Sam:

      Do you mean add the jacket to one of my "pointy things in a pole" image, or just add the letters to an image you already have?

      If it's the latter...yeah...I could probably do that depending on how fucked up the jacket was.

      If the former...I dunno. I think if I included a jacket on the ground at the base of the pole, you wouldn't be able to see or comprehend the image in it's entirety. In other word...You couldn't make out what the paper was on the pole, and you couldn't see the detail of the knife or other pointy instrument...making the image boring, not-understandable, and with little impact.

      You following me?

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  4. Fuckin' A, that's damned decent of you to share your work.
    How about the top one with the knife, the III but without the text?

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    1. You want the III subdued/faded or full on bright white?

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  5. White would be cool. Got an idea in mind, I'll let you know how it turns out.
    Thanks, man.

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    1. http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9595/thisaintnofuckinggamecu.png

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  6. No shit, Thanks.

    Accreditation given.

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  7. Need a "Janet the Hut"

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  8. great works of art behold to me

    yes will steal them

    thank you for such art

    Wildflower

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  9. Awesome images. Thank you.
    Suggestion - the image with the Gadston snake and the three knives - can you replace the knives with three cartridges? Keep the "RESIST" in white, it makes for a good high contrast, easily readable over a fair distance.

    Again, thanks.

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  10. Very effective images, my friend! Good work!

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  11. very very good, Walter

    outfreakingstanding

    -- ca

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  12. New to your site (and now following) via Western Shooter and pleased to be here. Fantastic work!

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  13. I keep trying to pick a favorite, but I can't, I like them all.
    Miss Violet

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    1. Thanks Miss V, and all the rest of you...for the kind words, links, and kudos. My humble little site here is blowing up, comparatively speaking. It means a lot to me and props up my fragile ego!

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  14. Whenever I post up some new, cartoonish, and shitty images, I'll update the post time/date so your blogrolls will tell you when a new pic is up. That way, you won't have to come back here and see the some old crap.

    Feel the love?

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  15. Great stuff, zoomie. Headed for my Facebook page, hope you don't mind.

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  16. WZ,
    I see that you liked my idea enough to do it (the Gadston snake and the III cartridges). And ya done great, in spite of yer curmudgenly complaining. Thank you. I will be stealing your awesomely excellent pic for use here and there, with full accreditation, of course.

    B Woodman
    III-PER

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  17. Great work my man. Spreadin' the love and the link.

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  18. Have a favorite caliber? If I have it, I'll make a kustom image for you! So, post up your fave rounds and I'll whip up something! Suggest some text too.

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  19. You got me covered with the 7.62x54r! Thanks Walter, you do good work!

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  20. Vincent Van Zoomie...These new ones are the cat's meow my friend.

    Can you do something with 30-30 Win & 12ga?

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  21. 12 gauge I can do. 30/30 not so much.

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  22. How bout the business end of a 1911, with the hollow point visible down the barrel, using your cool shadows and light thing.

    Maybe with Jefferson's "Tree of liberty" quote?

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    1. You over estimate my skills. I don't think I can whip something like that up. I think I've seen something like the round in the chamber thing already...

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  23. It is an honor to have a freedom loving artist like yourself on our side. The only advantage to allowing others to use your images is that they inspire us and might cause the liberal pussies that see them piss themselves and run crying to nigger running the fedgov justice dept. about you! Keep up the fine work, fellow Patriot!!

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  24. Z, love them all and you are one talented patriot, still your first one says it all for me. Put that on a t shirt and I'll be proud to wear it. Kerodin loves tiger stripe, now that would be a hell of a shirt, attention it would get, your call. For me #1 it has to be.
    Print them up, you will have my order.
    Time to let these .gov pimps know we are many.
    I forgot, don't take "FUCKING" out, that's the point, it's past time being polite to these pimps.

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  25. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that "ping"!

    Wow.
    Made of 100% pure WIN.

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  26. Thanks all, once again, for your kind words, support, and encouragement. I'll keep them coming. I listen to talk radio for 10 hours a day while driving, so the inspiration never ceases!

    Again...feel free to use these for any purpose you see fit.

    Semper Fidelis, brothers and sisters.

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  27. Zoomie,you are the shit Bro!Makes me proud to be a small part of the Hoosier mafia!Work and life is gettin in the way of blogging and planning.I ain't ignoring you fellas,trying to get some shit worked out and then I be back balls out!Great work man!

    China
    III

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  28. Hahahaha, good grief that yellow yay freedom one cracks me up.
    Miss V

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    1. Did you watch the video? Sad part is it was actually said almost word for word.

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  29. Zoomie, great stuff. Just one suggestion for the third one from the bottom. Being a KaliForniKation dude, I think it should end "buh bye".

    Curtis
    Battlefield USA

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  30. Zoomie
    If you have it in you, the one with the hatchet defy,rebel disobey, repel refuse.
    Could you impose the crystal clear dagger instead of the hatchet?

    Also, can we use these for bumper sticker templates??

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  31. Yes and yes. It takes about two hours for me to create one piece, tweak it, and post it. I may not get to it until this weekend, but I'll hook you up.

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    1. http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/7949/copyofsnakebowieresist.png

      Enjoy!

      This is with the DOI. It'll take a few hours to do it with the Constitution.

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  32. I've got a new one for ya.....with the picture of the Constitution on the tree with the bowie knife....say: This is ours....try to take it and see what happens, For freemen we are and freemen we will remain

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    1. How about- For freemen we were born and freemen we will remain
      Miss V

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  33. well I am going to have to (have TO) post this link on my Facebook. yep-er will do

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  34. Thanks Zoomie

    Thanks for all your efforts.

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  35. Those of you with suggestions...be patient. I'm a workin' man. I'll try to get to some of them this weekend.

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  36. Zoomie, the more I think about your kitchen table patriot poster, the more I like it. I'm a kitchen table patriot. The kitchen table is the heart of the home. It is probably a place where most people can sit with people they trust and/or love and speak what is on their minds and in their hearts. Whether it's with a beer over a Friday night card game, or maybe a cup of hot coffee and a hand full of cookies mid Saturday morning or a chicken fried steak and mashed taters and gravy on a weeknight, when you sit across a table with people you trust and break bread with them, they are people you tend to trust. I would wager that many a battle plan has been hatched over a kitchen table and a good meal.
    Miss Violet

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    1. Wow! Exactly. Somebody understands my demented mind! Nice job, Miss V.

      I don't spell it out sometimes. I want the viewer to think and form his own opinion on the meaning. Kinda like a song...interpret it any way you want...there's more than one way to do it, and no interpretation is inherently "wrong" either.

      I think that is the purpose of all "art," although I do NOT consider myself an "artist."

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  37. " Somebody understands my demented mind!"
    Hahaha, probably takes one to know one.
    Miss Violet

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  38. They are all great, needless to say, but The Great Acts is the ultimate! Don't guess you thought I would say this, I know...........:) Congratulations!

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  39. LOVE YOUR PICTURES, AWESOME TALENT.. KEEP THEM COMING! <3

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  40. Great fucking work!

    Pickdog
    III

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    1. Thanks, bub..but your insistence on cursing is offensive and causes injury to my inner child. Please reconsider.






      ;)

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  41. holy frigging crap.

    too awesome - the ground beneath my feet

    rock on

    -- ca

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  42. Here's a Quote for ya. From some one we know well ...

    Question authority. With pliers and a blowtorch if necessary. -Concerned American at WRSA

    I'll bet you can come up with some thing awesome to go with that!

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  43. I missed that one. I nominate that for "quote of the century"...

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  44. Firstly, Good job.
    Nextly, If you REALLY wanted to "keep up with the lingo of the kiddies"...it's "Kthxbai". ;)
    Lastly, Nice use of the dead man's hand...even if I think the last card was a queen of spades kicker! :D
    More stuff.
    Get set, go.

    P.S. Upon trying to click "publish" your funky weird comment acceptor thingy asked for my phone number. Perv.

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  45. Zoomie, pure genius dude! Man this stuff is good! Keep up the great work!

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  46. I want one that says"fuck with my Liberty and I will do my best to kill you and yours"

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  47. I also like"Get Some" with a guy greasing a office holder

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  48. Your site scares me.

    Hold my hand?

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  49. I don't know which I like better, your artwork or the comments.
    Haven't seen you around in a while Zman, so I was just checkin' to see if you were still on this side of the dirt ;)
    BTW, nice angry flags.
    Miss Violet

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    1. Thanks, Miss V. Yeah...I'm good. I'm just busy working to provide free shit to the recipient class. ;)

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    2. Yeah, ditto here.
      Miss V

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  50. There needs to be a bayonet on the rifle pointing at Zero.......

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    1. That would be threatening, violent, and frightening. I would get a visit from the Secret Service if they weren't so busy with WhoreGate.

      Probably...

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  51. Why you use the BGSU jackets? Go Falcons!

    Pickdog
    III

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    1. I know not what BGSU is...probably some southern rebel thing I wouldn't understand....but the BG jackets you see are my local high school gang...

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  52. They do look like BGSU( Bowling Green State University) Falcons jackets, The school is located just south of Toledo,OH Zoomie.
    Damn fine work sir, all fo it.

    bpfreebuckeye

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  53. Very nice! I snagged one of them for my blog (giving you credit, of course)

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  54. I like your new Buy A Gun Day designs.
    Did you ever see that movie Tombstone? The one with Kurt Russell in it, not the one with Costner. I think that line that Doc Holliday delivers, "I'll be your huckleberry", could be "artfully" incorporated into one of your twisted, but, talented designs. *grin*.
    Miss Violet

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    1. Of all the dumb ideas I've heard in my life, that's gotta be the.......

      Wait.

      Nevermind. :D

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    2. :D
      Thanks ZMan! It's AWESOME! Damn, if I had a beer in the house, I'd have one for you.
      Miss V

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    3. Why is there no beer in your house? That is a grave injustice and will not stand.

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    4. I know, I know. It's those son in laws, they don't like my beer, but I notice they keep drinking it, lol. I actually thought about going to the store after work and getting some, but decided I was too tired and too filthy. Maybe if I can muster up the energy I'll make a bloody mary.
      Miss V

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  55. Hey ZMan, I was wondering, in your spare time, ya know, from 9pm to 6am, if you would consider putting one of your Buy A Gun Day designs on one of your t-shirts. I'd buy one if you did.
    Thanks,
    Teresa Sue aka Miss Violet

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    1. Miss V:

      Which would you prefer? There may be some copyright issues with some of the GunDay images, as some of the elements are not original. In other words...I STOLE 'em...so I can't profit from them or sell them. Zazzle sucks like that sometimes... ;)

      Let me know what you want, and also if you would want it on a light or dark colored shirt, and I will whip up something and submit the designs to you.

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  56. I'm sure I already answered this a few days ago, but it seems to have gone the way of the wind...
    Zoomie, as long as I could wear the tshirt in front of the grandkids, the design wouldn't matter. It could be as simple as just being the words, Buy A Gun Day, etc. I just want to promote the event. It would be good to wear to visit gun shops to hand out stuff about the III. I'd just as soon have get a few dollars than someone I know even less that you, lol.
    I'd tell you I was sorry to make more work for you but I'm trying to never say I'm sorry ; )
    Miss Violet

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    1. Make that: I'd just as soon have YOU get a few dollars than someone I know even less THAN you, lol.

      Jeesh, I think I need more caffiene.

      Miss V

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  57. Got some pics of those ”Officer Friendly Memorial Highway” signs out here in my AO, was hoping you could do a little work on ‘em and change them to Officer Chris Dorner, hell if we could afford it we would make real signs and plant them out here, but for now would appreciate your handicraft, drop a line,let me know, livefreeordieca at aol dot com, Thanks, Rich

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    1. Large, hi-res photos (jpegs) I can do something with can be sent to my email in my profile in the side bar. I will work my magic.

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  58. Hi,i was wondering if i could use one of your pics for an article i am putting together. But only if we can come to an understanding that since the "P" in Posterity had been capitalized in the Preamble to the Constitution, the Framers were not pledging to anyone other than themselves. Legal documents have to be read using legal definitions and he legal definition of Posterity implies it was for their Posterity and no one elses. I know you and generally most people feel it necessary to "restore" America, however since none of us signed any of the founding document we are not a party to the compact formalizing the institution. If you are not a signatory-party that is nothing to "restore" or "take back". If you want your freedom, you must be willing to emulate what they had done for themselves. So what say you?

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  59. With respect, but I don't agree with your interpretation at all.
    I am not a legal scholar.
    We can discuss the use of the image via my email in right sidebar profile thingy.

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Feel free to comment away with your bad-ass selves.

Cursing and foul language is fine...even encouraged here. In fact, I think cussing is fucking wonderful.

Just remember...this is MY house, and I will not be insulted or maliciously messed with here.

Good-natured ribbing is cool, but if you and I don't have some kind of previous relationship, you had best mind your fucking manners or I will relegate you to the intardnets dustbin for being a cunt.

To know me is to love me.

Or something.

Maybe.