Today was the day to take down Christmas decorations at my crib.
Some old broken stuff and other debris was getting shit-canned. I noticed a bit of it, and my demented mind began to wander.
This is what I came up with.
It is what I call the Candy Cane of Death®, and it has many useful purposes.
Especially these days...
What could be better than a candy cane full of ammo?
Sell it to Trayvon.
I may market this genius idea next year during the holidays, if...God willing, I am still above ground.
Happy New Year.
Edit: Because I am a giving and loving person, I have decided to give you all a GIF version of my much beloved Candy Cane of Death®.
This piece of art is large and in-your-face, and it should be nice and crisp.
If it isn't, I am sorry and I will refund your money.
With this GIF image, you should be able to open it up to its full glory and right click and save and paste it on to the background image of your choice and be creative and make agitation propaganda (agitprop) and attract the attention of the authorities and get stacks of heavily armed government goons on your door step.
What you do after that is entirely up to you.
If you use this Candy Cane of Death® elsewhere, I would appreciate a little acknowledgement...but I'm not gonna have an aneurism if you don't.
I hope I have been helpful.