|I bet I was drunk and armed at the time...|
I believe it's important for you people to know that long before I blogged cartoonish and shitty and subversive material here, I was blogging shitty and childish material here about open-wheeled Indy Car excitement and the Indianapolis 500.
See...I grew up within walking distance of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and have spent ridiculous amounts of time there in my 50-plus years on this planet.
I received confirmation yesterday that I will be taking my traditional paid vacation time during the 2 weeks of May for the 2013 running of my beloved Indianapolis 500.
Sometimes, it is beneficial to work for a huge evil corporate conglomerate bent on the destruction of everything everyone holds dear.
For those of you not in the know...for several years back in the good old days...I took the entire month of May off from work and spent alarming amounts of time at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway drinking shocking amounts of beer and using foul language.
I would take pictures and write dumb stories and post them on the intardnets here and elsewhere and I became kind of a big deal.
Then, job changes and life in general got in the way, and last year I wasn't able to do my thang and I became full of rage and bitterness and seething white-hot hate.
Millions of folks who depended on my wacky Indy 500 coverage were sad and disappointed and some committed suicide because their lives were ruined and no longer had purpose.
I blame George Bush.
Everything is his fault.
Just ask President O'Vomit.
I may or may not get a bronzed badge which will give me unfettered access to the furthest reaches and bowels of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
Who is to say?
Certainly not me.
So...in conclusion...after a one-year hiatus, it looks like I will be doing my Indy 500 blog mess again this year.
During that time, don't expect me to post terroristic articles about O'Vomit and his criminal progressive treasonous cabal.
There'll be plenty of time for that before and after Indy.
The good Lord willing and the drones don't get me...
|kind of a big deal|