Read this and tell me what jumps out at you.
If you are as demented and angry as I am, you found this story somewhat intriguing. Tattooed neo-Nazi freaks whack a kiddie fiddler and his old lady and get pinched.
OK. Great. I love that story.
But look closer.
The bodies were discovered Monday when another person seeking to have his car fixed came to the home, saw the door wide open and called police. A deputy found the bodies, but investigators had to wait more than an hour to begin examining the scene because several Chihuahuas threatened emergency workers as they checked to see if the victims had a pulse. Animal control officers were called and removed about 18 dogs, several cats and a half-dozen chickens, authorities said.
What the fuck?
Threatened by Chihuahuas?
Call out the SWAT team.
What a bunch of pussies.