What am I to you people?
Some kinda performing monkey that jumps whenever you fucking call?
Go fuck yourselves with a rusty farm implement.
Actually, I'm feeling all smug and sure of myself after doing a pad, rotor, and tire slap on the family truckster.
And, I chugged a big ol' beer on an empty stomach so now I'm loopy and feeling creative.
So here you go.
Feel the terror and the murder and the mayhem and the thuggery!