I am a closeted fighter pilot. Have been since I was a kid. I loves me some WW2 airplanes, and I get aroused at the sound of a Rolls Royce Merlin (Packard) engine.
Yes. I have issues. Multiple issues.
You knew this.
At the risk of sounding like a computer geek asshole, I admit to playing WarThunder.
WarThunder is a free multi-player online flight-sim game I play from time to time when I grow weary of the mind-numbing treason I see all around me every day.
WarThunder is from a company called Gaijin.
Gaijin is a Russian company...and therefore suspect...so that is the reason why I use a PC dedicated solely to gaming so that they and Vlad Putin can't spy on me and the important other shit I do online.
(Being Russian also means Gaijin has seriously fucked with and amped up the flight models of the Russian planes and has made them almost indestructible...which I think is terribly amusing.)
Anyhoo...I find it loads of fun to swoop down on unsuspecting noobs and shred them to pieces with .50 cals and cannon fire.
What's not to like?
Actually, I also admit I am not a very good WarThunder player, and I get shredded and flamed more often than not by mouthy punk kids from all around the world.
One needs an updated rig and high-speed intardnets to play this game, though. My shitty DSL can barely keep up, and you'll need a decent video card and a good processor to take advantage of the stunning graphics.
If I wasn't such a cheap bastard, I'd get a Comcast or Verizon intardnets connection or whatever the fuck is out there that is faster and make my wife and kids and me happy and no longer have lag problems and stuff.
But apparently, my family's happiness is not of paramount importance to me.
I suck as a father, husband, and provider.
So...in conclusion...if you play and you wanna team up and blast commies outta the sky, look for WalterZoomie or leave a note in comments and we'll wreck some fools.