This is one of the intardnets memes floating around that looks cool and professional. The "cool and professional" part is your clue to know that I had nothing to do with it.Check it out. It is chock full of useful and probably mostly accurate information.
Yes. It's cute and all, but, personally speaking, I'm sick and fucking tired of the bullshit legalese mumbo jumbo.
It is exhausting.
It's like the constantly changing rules and regulations I must deal with in order to drive a commercial vehicle and make a living.
One (of the many) rule books is the size of the New York City phone directory.
Who the fuck is gonna read all that?
Who the fuck is gonna remember all that?
Who the fuck is gonna understand all that?
Most importantly....who the fuck cares?
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
I'm a big boy. I am responsible. I know what I need to do. I know when I'm sleepy. I know if my equipment needs repair.
I don't need a government stooge to insert himself into my day to instruct me how to live my life or do my job or to tell me where I'm fucking up.
This party needs to get started.
I'm getting grouchy.
The only meme you'll ever need...
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Or something.
Maybe.