Friday, March 6, 2015

Gimme Back My Bullets




With apologies to Lynyrd Skynyrd, but somehow I don't think they'd mind.

Had this idea yesterday as I was blasting down the interstate dodging buckeye morons and jammin' to old shit.

I told you people before that I listen to a lot of music while driving and sometimes I get zoned out and think of stuff like the talk of banning certain kinds of ammo by our federal overlords.

(I bet that makes you feel real safe as a member of the motoring public.)

Anyhoo...the image kinda sucks, and is typical of my shitty and cartoonish bullshit.

Another half-way decent concept...poorly executed.

I am sorry.

Really.


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  • Life is so strange when its changin', yes indeed
    Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me
    But I keep on workin' like the workin' man do
    And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you
  • [Chorus]
    Gimme back my bullets
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun
    Ain't gonna see no more damage done
    Gimme back my bullets
  • Sweet talkin' people done ran me out of town
    And I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around
    But I'm leavin' this game one step ahead of you
    And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues
  • Gimme back my bullets
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun
    Ain't gonna see no more damage done
    Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
    I'll put 'em back where they belong
  • Been up and down since I turned seventeen
    Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream
    But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday
    Tell all those pencil pushers, better get out of my way
  • Gimme back my bullets
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun
    Ain't gonna see no more damage done
    Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
    Oh put 'em back where they belong
    Give me back my bullets
Songwriters: VAN ZANT, RONNIE / ROSSINGTON, GARY ROBERT

2 comments:

  1. SUPER SONG, SUPER POST,thank you GOD BLESS HIS PEOPLE..............

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  2. And yet, they wrote "Saturday Night Special."

    Handguns are made for killin'
    They ain't no good for nothin' else
    And if you like to drink your whiskey,
    You might even a-shoot yourself

    So why don't we dump 'em, people
    to the bottom of the sea
    before some ol' fool come 'round here
    wanna shoot either you or me


    I love Skynyrd, but this song makes me shake my head. Are these guys American or Leftist?

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