Walter Zoomie's World: Nephew Returns To The Land Of The Great PX From Asscrackistan!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Nephew Returns To The Land Of The Great PX From Asscrackistan!

He is in the great state of Texas now.

We are all very happy and thankful for his safe return.

Thanks for the prayers and support.

There will be epic parties with booze and guns and drugs and cops and hookers and fire trucks.

8 comments:

AnonymousSeptember 10, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Hooray! Celebrate safely out there.

'Hope he never has to go back. 'Hope they ALL come home......yesterday.
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chinasyndromeSeptember 10, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Awesome!

China
III
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MayberrySeptember 10, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Glad he made it home safe and sound. Now break out the beer and the tittie dancers!
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Richard KochSeptember 12, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Welcome back nephew of Zoomie. Do you care to share any of the hookers?
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AnonymousSeptember 12, 2012 at 5:16 PM
:)
Miss Violet
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AnonymousSeptember 14, 2012 at 8:09 PM
Congrats on the safe return. Linked to your site..hope you don't mind!! http://tenfoottallandbulletoops.wordpress.com/
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drjimSeptember 16, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Thank him for his service for me!
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UnknownSeptember 19, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Thank him for all of us. On a lighter note, I will bet those guys put a dent in the supply down at the Riverwalk.
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