|These two pieces of art are from a new video game called "Assassin's Creed III." I'm no video-gamer, but this looks cool as fuck! A ninja motherfucker getting medieval on British troops during the American Revolution! What's not to like?|
|Song lyric courtesy Hogjaw.|
|My attempt at an animated GIF. A miserable failure...|
I have been asked by several questionable and shady characters to create some crappy and cartoonish and edgy images to promote the III Arms Company.
(Those of you who aren't hip to III Arms Company, click here and get with the cool kids and come on in for the big win.)
I have been given permission by the talented creator of the official company logos to use his intellectual property in any way I see fit.
In fact, he said, "Let your freak flag fly! Freak!"
So, therefore, I get to design some art using curse words and threatening talk, all while I promote an unsavory back-alley (and probably highly illegal) firearms manufacturing facility.
There has even been some talk of putting versions of my potty mouth designs on T-shirts.
I can't say whether that will happen anytime soon or not, but for now you can get clean and family-oriented III Arms Company gear here.
Anyhoo...here are a few horrible ideas I quickly and carelessly threw together in a decidedly haphazard fashion.
As usual, if you want...feel free to spread my crap around the intardnets kinda like a dose of some dreaded disease.
They kinda suck, but at least the official III Arms Company logo looks good.
|Hells bells! I shoulda put FemaJugend on the damn helmet. I'm such a fuck-up.|