Walter Zoomie's World: This Made My Fucking Day!

Friday, January 25, 2013

This Made My Fucking Day!

So...I'm off work today, and that gave me a chance to be a good dad for a change and attend an event at our local high school honoring my incredible daughter because she is...well...incredible.

After the event, my wife and I walk outside, and because I am keenly observant, I see this almost immediately and laugh my ass off.

It's a police car, if you couldn't tell...

Another parent walking nearby saw it also and said a photo of it should be put on the intardnets with much haste.

I replied, "What a stupid idea! Are you fucking retarded or something? I bet you voted for O'Vomit, didn't you? Disappear, you treasonous bastard!"

Yes.

I am a people person.

Within minutes, the image was on my FacePlant page.

I am happy to know that there are kindred spirits within the ranks of my small town.

My happiness is of paramount importance.

Don't you agree?

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BlueJanuary 26, 2013 at 5:37 PM
Yes. I agree.
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