Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Vintage Razor Blades Perfect For Slicing A Fool Long, Deep, And Forever
Looky here what I found!
Most of you fine folks know by now that I have plunged into a bathroom remodeling project from Hades.
The work continues at a slow, maddening pace.
Whilst tearing out a wall which formerly held a medicine cabinet, I found eleventy billion ancient razor blades because back in the day they were uncaring about shit and racist and didn't give a flying fuck about storing used, HIV-positive-carrying and hepatitus-C-infested shaving aparati in a wall which would make Al Gore weep tidal waves of salty tears.
Ah...the good old days.
With gloved hands, I carefully removed and binned the blades which ended up in a landfill somewhere.
Ha! Choke on it, Al Gore. I get the last laugh.
Anyhoo...in related news, while looking through one of my inherited late father's magic nuts and bolts boxes, I recently stumbled across some vintage, still-in-the-wrapper razor blades...and seeing as I have multiple personality and mental disorders and I like old shit, I thought I'd scan them and see how they looked.
Kinda cool, I think.
Glad I never had to shave with this shit.
The gore would be exquisite.
I said gore...
I kill me.
at 9:14 AM