Walter Zoomie's World: By Request...

Thursday, February 27, 2014

By Request...

...from a UK reader.

The original art (above) was a government-produced guilt-trip against rear-echelon pogues, old fucks, and service-dodging window-lickers who had little to no interest in marching headlong straight into massed German Spandau machinegun fire during World War One.

The cowards...

Some of you might be saying, "Zoomie! Talk is cheap. That's all I hear or read from you. Why don't you lead the assault? I am tired of your keyboard 'leadership.' I shall ignore people like you from this point forward. Dick. Hurry up and die."

I will be leading no assaults because I am a man of peace...like Gandhi or Mandela.

I am also a pussy.

And I'm busy...

Taunt me further and I will bludgeon you with my Teddy bear.

4 comments:

rogerFebruary 28, 2014 at 4:42 PM
awesomeness, as usual.
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Brock TownsendFebruary 28, 2014 at 11:15 PM
That's good.
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LongbowMarch 2, 2014 at 9:56 AM
To paraphrase George C. Scott,

"When you put your hand in a pile of goo, which was, a moment before, your... Teddy Bear... you'll know what to do."
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AnonymousMarch 3, 2014 at 4:13 PM
Fuck people that make comments like that. You lead the charge and he and all the other assholes like him would cower as you do. Everything has a tipping point and every voice that speaks out against tyranny brings that point closer. I only bring it up because I had to promise an oath to my wife not to be the first to act. She is cool once it rolls but she didn't want me standing out in a field on my own after no one else shows up. She is well aware of my temperament and rather radical nature. Pussy? No, the time is not here. In the mean time, keep it up. Your art is a large contribution to our movement. Put otherwise...You are everywhere.
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Just remember...this is MY house, and I will not be insulted or maliciously messed with here.

Good-natured ribbing is cool, but if you and I don't have some kind of previous relationship, you had best mind your fucking manners or I will relegate you to the intardnets dustbin for being a cunt.

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Or something.

Maybe.

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This blog contains stories and graphics about auto racing, war, firearms, history, family, politics, the coming apocalypse, and whatever else might interest me.

Most of it I wrote or created. Some of it I didn't.

I try to approach my topics in a humorous and self-deprecating style, and I use coarse language sometimes.

Most of my thoughts here are tongue-in-cheek and satirical. Some are not. You'll figure it out.

Maybe.

I write and create for ME...to blow off steam, to get a laugh, or to get a point across, and I do it in my own demented way.

If you find my creations routine, dull, predictable, pedantic and pedestrian...I really don't give a fuck.

If it ain't your bag, that's cool. Don't read it or look at it. It's a free country.

For now.

Sorta.

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