Friday, April 3, 2015

For You Long-Suffering Cincinnati Reds Fans...

I recently got my grubby little paws on this vintage scorecard.

I thought it looked cool, and that I could do something nefarious with it.

Seeing as I drive through Cincinnati twice a day and am treated with the same old, "This year's team is going to the World Series!" bullshit, I came up with this treatment.

Every year it's the same shit.

The Reds...or the Bengals...are going to be national champions!

That's why I've quit being a sports fan.

It is pointless.

Silly stoopid buckeyes.

I am sorry.

Free Pete Rose!

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