Come on. You’re kidding me, right?
I don’t watch much TV, and I’ve never watched Survivor, so I don’t give two shits about all of that.
My first thoughts were, “Dude looks like a bug-eyed, speed-freak refugee from a Grateful Dead road tour. This cannot be serious.”
Then, my disgruntled revolutionary self takes over and I think, “Hell…why not? He would be better than the douche-bag lawyer types from either party who don’t give a damn about anything except re-election and act like the Constitution and the Bill of Rights are items in their personal hygiene DOP kit.”
Besides all that, the weasel dick twerp we have in the Indiana governor's mansion now looks like a poseur ass on a Harley-Davidson.
I am all in.
Rupert Boneham, Libertarian candidate for Indiana governor!
Please get a haircut and a shave, however. Don’t cut all of it off. Just trim it back some. You look like a lunatic!