I Am Mirroring And Deporting

After much hemming and hawing and gnashing of teeth, I have decided to create a mirrored blogging site type thang over at WerdPressed.

See…Blogger, a wholly owned and evil subsidiary of Google, has gone all Commie on us and has decided it would be cool to spy on us and send all of our personal info to probable undercover government goons like Mike Vandenburg or Slammin’ Sammy “The Knife” Kerosene.

Fuck all that noise.

If I were to see either of those two thugs on my front porch, they would be met with a fusillade of withering, armor-piercing aught-six fire…that is…if I hadn’t lost my M1 Garand in that well-publicized avocado farming accident.

As it stands, I will have to fend them off by throwing shoes at them and squealing like a schoolgirl.

That’ll learn ‘em.

Another reason for going to WerdPressed is that I wanted to preserve my literary and comedic brilliance at another place in case Google/Blogger went tits up when O’Bummer engages the innerweb kill switch.

Losing all that shit forever would make me cry.

Anyhoo…so far…I don’t care much for the user-friendliness and customization available at WerdPressed.

Apparently, I can get all kinds of neat-o shit for my blog at WerdPressed…if I pay them for it.

Fuck all that noise.

I ain’t paying diddly for my God-given American right to spread hate and subversion and cartoonish and shitty graphics on the intardwebs.

So…therefore…my Werdpressed version of this silliness will not be the jumbled mess of mental confusion you see here at Blogger/Google.

No.

It will be streamlined and bleak and clean looking over there.

Maybe.

I think for now what I’ll do is just post first here at Blogger/Google, and then deport my genius over to WerdPressed later.

I would recommend that both of my fans always stop here first, because you never know how long it will be until I get to do the deportation thang.

Besides all that, the Werdpressed thing is gonna be the same tired old shit you see here, so there’s really no reason to go there until Blogger/Google takes the dirt nap.

But then again, Werdpressed may be the place to go for those of you who are a bit paranoid about tracking and spying and such.

Be my guest and go to whichever you want.

Having choices is good.

It’s a free country.

For now.

Sorta.