BTW...the stick-figure man above is the extent of my free-hand artistic abilities.
Most of what you fine folks see here is shit I've stolen and adapted and manipulated for my own use.
I present the following with apologies to DC Comics, Sergeant Rock, and Russ Heath...
Right click, open it in a new tab, and expand it to get the image in all its intended glory.
Doing all that shit kinda blows...I know.
A good concept poorly executed...