Monday, July 9, 2012

And Now...A Word From Our President On This Independence Day Holiday...(and some other stuff)


















BTW...the stick-figure man above is the extent of my free-hand artistic abilities.

Most of what you fine folks see here is shit I've stolen and adapted and manipulated for my own use.

I am so ashamed...






I present the following with apologies to DC Comics, Sergeant Rock, and Russ Heath...

Right click, open it in a new tab, and expand it to get the image in all its intended glory.

Doing all that shit kinda blows...I know.

A good concept poorly executed...

I suck.


28 comments:

  1. OMG, you crack me up.

    Miss Violet

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  2. Hear hear seconded by Chinasyndrome!! I guess being a Constitutional lawyer means you know how to circumvent said document?!

    China
    III

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  3. Don't be smearing pirates like that. They had more honor than the Dark Lord Obammy...

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    1. That is not an ordinary pirate. That is the dreaded O'Vomit Butt-Pirate.

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  4. Great stuff, but I agree with Craig...poor pirates deserve better than to be even remotely linked to the obamaturd.

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  5. Hell Zoomie, I'll even waive the $$$ that a juror is paid to be on the jury with a hanging guilty verdict.

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  6. How about: Resign or be prosecuted. I am the jury!

    As usual, these are all great.

    Kerodin
    III

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    1. That's silly and makes no sense. It takes twelve to be on a jury. Besides...what am I to you...a performing monkey? If it's images you want, make them up yourself.

      Jeez.

      East coast blue bloods want it all and they want it right fucking NOW!

      Wait...

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  7. I just noticed you insulted my friend Blackbeard in the first picture. I'm "offended"........:)

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  8. At this point, you should be accustomed to my churlish Yankee ways. I am offended that YOU are offended, good sir.

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    1. You can't be offended that I am offended as I was offended first. It's right in Robert's Rules, doncha' know......?:)

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  9. You my friend are a talented,twisted,genius! Great work as always!

    China
    III

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  10. Great Job as always Zoomie!

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  11. ... Get stabbed in the head

    That one made me laugh

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  12. Thanks to all y'all for your kind words, but I credit sleep deprivation and heat stroke...

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  13. I bet you dealt your parents hell growing up.

    A real Dennis the Menace. :)

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    1. You couldn't be more correct! My mom has always said the same damn thing!

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  14. Wicked awesome as always.

    How about something on "Shoot, Shovel, And Shut Up", "Time To Feed The Pigs", and "Snitches Get Stitches And Wind Up In Ditches"?

    You are too too funny -- and seriously, the art work is SUPERB.

    -- ca
    WRSA

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    1. Perfectly ridiculous ideas...
      I expected better from you.
      Go to your room.

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    2. Still nothing with blowtorches and pliers...
      YOU get back to YOUR (computer) room, Zoomie !!

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  15. Good stuff Zoomie and pasted.

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  16. Dude, I'm gonna owe you a bunch of money, you do such good work I just have to BARROW the stuff. Thank you kind sir......;-)

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    1. Brother...thanks, but you don't owe me shit. I make this stuff to be shared freely. Let your freak flag fly!

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  17. Outstanding! I'll lay odds those would sell wel as posters and/or bumper stickers.

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