Walter Zoomie's World: Is This Wrong? Volume Twelve: Domesticated Terrorist-Mobile

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Is This Wrong? Volume Twelve: Domesticated Terrorist-Mobile

If it is, I don't want to be right.

This fine enterprising gentleman...and well-known extremist gun-nutter and hate-filled racist hating hater who hates...took the time to download my shitty "Impeach O'Vomit" bumper sticker and then plaster it all over his high-end European sport utility vehicle.

He is also a Harley dude.

He is a dichotomy wrapped in a riddle...with guns.

Kinda like the Jungian/Duality of Man thing, except completely different.

Or something.

Maybe.

Anyhoo...if any of you want to show me your shit plastered with my shit, email me some photos and I'll make you even more famouser than you already are.

Hell. Why not? The authorities are already in-route.

Might as well have some fun with your final acts of defiance.

My email is in my Blogger profile.

3 comments:

AnonymousFebruary 21, 2013 at 6:23 PM
I want one for my vehicle. Where do I find it??
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TJFebruary 21, 2013 at 10:06 PM
I think the bumper stickers and t-shirts are fantastic, Walter. First Amendment execution at it's finest. In fact, I'll go one step further, fuck it. I BELIEVE that every school should have Photoshop (or similar) classes for kids aged 5 years and up, teaching them of the agile usefulness and overall awesomeness of digital image creation. And when I use the word agile, I mean like a denning fox.

Brilliance cannot be taught, but it can be shared. Well done.
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Just remember...this is MY house, and I will not be insulted or maliciously messed with here.

Good-natured ribbing is cool, but if you and I don't have some kind of previous relationship, you had best mind your fucking manners or I will relegate you to the intardnets dustbin for being a cunt.

To know me is to love me.

Or something.

Maybe.

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This blog contains stories and graphics about auto racing, war, firearms, history, family, politics, the coming apocalypse, and whatever else might interest me.

Most of it I wrote or created. Some of it I didn't.

I try to approach my topics in a humorous and self-deprecating style, and I use coarse language sometimes.

Most of my thoughts here are tongue-in-cheek and satirical. Some are not. You'll figure it out.

Maybe.

I write and create for ME...to blow off steam, to get a laugh, or to get a point across, and I do it in my own demented way.

If you find my creations routine, dull, predictable, pedantic and pedestrian...I really don't give a fuck.

If it ain't your bag, that's cool. Don't read it or look at it. It's a free country.

For now.

Sorta.

Noah Webster

"Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States. A military force, at the command of Congress, can execute no laws, but such as the people perceive to be just and constitutional; for they will possess the power, and jealousy will instantly inspire the inclination, to resist the execution of a law which appears to them unjust and oppressive."