Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Some Thoughts On The Marines’ Bolt-less M1 Garands At O’Vomit’s Inauguration




I watched that video with some interest. 

Yes...the bolts were removed. 

Yes...those Jug-haids are fucking angry and in a foul mood.

How do I know this?

Well...seeing as I once dabbled in all things Marine Corps-ish, and seeing as I once owned an M1 Garand, I think I am uniquely qualified to comment on such matters.

If you don’t agree, then you may kindly go fuck yourself.

I’m pretty sure those boys were 8th and I boys.


Yes…they are real Marines with probably more than a couple of combat deployments, but that unit is all about pomp and ceremony and close order drill.

They polish their fucking canteen cups, for gawds sake.

They know how to march and drill with a rifle.  It is second nature to them, and they DO NOT fuck it up.

Period.

But…if you watch that video, they look like a receiving barracks platoon on the first day of boot camp...thinking only about "finger-banging Susie Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties."

Cover and alignment is horrific, with the individual squads snaking all over the fucking street.

Rifles are bouncing and canted in every direction.

They look like shit.

These boys are fucking pissed off.




It’s been my experience that Marines are actually a pretty bright bunch (maybe it’s ‘cuz I’m so fucking dumb in comparison) and have excellent bullshit detectors and are devious and sneaky and always somehow manage to get their message out.

They screwed this shit up on purpose, and that’s why I believe they removed the bolts from their weapons and fucked up the parade by sliming down the boulevard looking like first phase shit-bags.

They de-milled their Garands on their own…not on the orders of the criminal and treasonous O’Vomit cabal.

I think they did it as a silent protest to the fucked up bullshit O’Vomit and his progressive minions are doing to their beloved God, Country, and Corps.

Gays…women in combat…the sacking of various generals…the list goes on and on.  You know what I’m talking about.

The emasculation and destruction of a nation…

What better way to illustrate this than by marching with disabled rifles and looking like they were "back on the block?"

It’s a first as far as I know.  Marines have always drilled with fully functional weapons.

I don’t think it’s a conspiracy thing.

It’s a Marine thing, and I like to think I kinda know a little bit about that.

Maybe not though, as I was a lowly shit-bag reservist communications puke…and therefore inconsequential and incredibly boring.


Semper Fi any damned way... 

17 comments:

  1. Zoomie, I'd bet the SS made them do it. They are a pain in the ass, even with Columbian prostitutes and Cocaine involved... They check every swinging dick involved whether LEO or MIL. Here's my position: That uniform is supposed to indicate that a full background check WAS done, and they are fit to serve and should be allowed fully functioning weapons. I wouldn't doubt for one second they botched some of their right obliques and pivots on purpose. We Marines are funny about how we interpret the SITREP and especially funny about how we show "tactful" respect back to those who have scuffed our boots you could say. Semper Fi good Sir. Blood makes the grass grow.

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  2. You are SO right; they look like a bunch of slimy INDIVIDUALS! I was Naval Aviation, but trained by Marines. If our AOCS class had EVER looked that bad even on the first day we would have been doing pushups in 12 inch deep mud puddles for the rest of the week, even though we were squids and therefore special needs in their mind. These guys are the cream of the crop of the Marines! This could not happen unless they wanted it that way; now it makes sense.

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    1. No. AOCS was at Pensacola. Then Corpus Christi for primary, Kingsville for intermediate and advanced. Then Lemore for A-7 rag, Jax for FA-18. Etc. etc.

      Never heard of Millington. Maybe I am too young or too old.

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    2. NAS Millington Tennessee...near Memphis.

      I went there as a young corporal (E-4) for Non-commissioned officers school back in the 80s. Lots of squids and Marines there also trained for (I think) avionics repair school, and there was a squadron of Harriers at that time. Loudest damn jet I ever heard...

      Pretty sure the base is now deactivated...

      Good times were had there. Lots of cheap government subsidized draft beer at the E-Club...

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  4. I don't doubt that there was a protest going on, look at their files. I marched a bunch of cub scouts in a parade once and our lines were straighter. But the missing bolts could be the result of a little advice from Obammy's Muslim Brotherhood buddies. After all, they assassinated Anwar Sadat by having some of their members who were in the Egyptian army open fire on the reviewing stand during a military parade. They were not supposed to have bullets in their guns either.

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  5. I'm gonna throw in another option - Ragnar is right and so is Walter. The bolts were removed at the order of the ss for the reason Ragnar cited and the Marines were indeed truly and righteously po'd as a result. I have never seen such sloppy alignment in a formation - from any service branch - and especially NOT from Marines. Particularly with all of the extra training they go through specifically for this detail. What the heck, the Silent Drill Team can STILL protest - quietly ;-)

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  6. I ex-Navy.

    I always give Marines crap! Its our tradition.

    I will tell you this, I got a "very deep" amount of respect for the jarheads (dont tell anyone that) If some Marine was in a Jam, I will risk my life to pull him out (I just hope he would recipicate)

    I can tell from those pics that them boys are pissed. Good for them! Those are my Marines and they can do that, Semper Fi.


    By the way, Why did the Marine cross the road?

    He got his "tallywacker" stuck in a Chicken.

    Any Jarheads got any Navy Jokes, Im all ears:)

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    1. Just remember that the navy is a lower form of Marine life.

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    2. They remoived the blots with clinton also, but not with President Bush(s) or President Regan

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  7. They showed all the enthusiasm of Col. Roger Ingvalson meeting Jane Fonda.

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  8. You know...when you feel like you have to disarm the folks who were sworn to protect you... well...

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    1. @ Annie: I totally agree. I'm sure that there are a core of these marines who feel like putting a lead present into the President's neuron casing, swiftly followed by a good old bullet-bagging for fucking with the Constitution...but fantasizing about it and acting upon those urges are two completely different things. These are men of honor, something that the fascist shit head in the White House doesn't know much about. So, if indeed the SS did take away their bolts, shame on them. Just another demoralizing act to dishearten these highly trained 'investment protectors'. (<---In Obammunist's eyes, not mine..)

      If it was a self organized act, I say well fucking done. Bravo! Actions often speak louder than words, so I'm hoping for the latter.

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  9. My brother marched in Reagan's inaugural. I asked him and he said they were inspected by SS to make sure they had no bullets, but the bolts stayed in.

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  10. Heres a good one for the Marines Hope you enjoy
    Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day
    And you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this. This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio
    (NPR) intterview between a female broadcaster an U.S. Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout troop visiting his military installation.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So General Reinwald what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing canoeing archery and shooting.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting Thats a bit irresponsible isn't it?
    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching childern?
    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent KILLERS.
    GENERAL REINWALD: Well you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one are you?
    The radio went silent an the interview ended.
    You gotta love the MARINES.

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    1. With all due respect, that's not a joke.
      She wasn't just a prostitute, she was a whore.... ;-)

      And the General gave her the benefit of the doubt. Damn gentleman... ;-)

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