At an avid reader’s request, I’d like to present my most updated spy satellite image which identifies the locations of all silly persons who have clicked on my intardnet tomfoolery.
I made the map a thumbnail because it is big, but I figured you would want to see it in all its glory.
Or something...
So...if you click on the thumbnail you should see the full map. If not, I am sorry and not very savvy.
It is evident to me that, worldwide, there are many people who are not being productive while at work, and are wasting valuable company time and assets to read goofy and real Indy 500 related satire.
In these tough economic times, it doesn’t seem prudent or proper to be surfing the intardwebs when one should be working, unless one is like me and on vacation.
I doubt that all those little pink stickpins are on vacation, unless they are in a communist country or have received an economic stimulus package from our beloved President.
Regardless, I appreciate you clicking and reading, and I hope I haven’t made you too awful angry with my biting and disgruntled commentary.
Have a nice day!
I made the map a thumbnail because it is big, but I figured you would want to see it in all its glory.
Or something...
So...if you click on the thumbnail you should see the full map. If not, I am sorry and not very savvy.
It is evident to me that, worldwide, there are many people who are not being productive while at work, and are wasting valuable company time and assets to read goofy and real Indy 500 related satire.
In these tough economic times, it doesn’t seem prudent or proper to be surfing the intardwebs when one should be working, unless one is like me and on vacation.
I doubt that all those little pink stickpins are on vacation, unless they are in a communist country or have received an economic stimulus package from our beloved President.
Regardless, I appreciate you clicking and reading, and I hope I haven’t made you too awful angry with my biting and disgruntled commentary.
Have a nice day!
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