Pagan motherfuckers are freaking the hell out over the eclipse here in the Midwest.
I hope it clouds up and thunderstorms on their asses.
Our local overlords have declared a "state of emergency" in order to "keep us all safe." They don't want all the sky gazers to park on the shoulders, but at the same time they've closed all the rest areas and scale houses along the way.
Fucking idiots the lot of them.
If the number of retards expected to invade the region is accurate, this will be a goat fuck of epic proportions.
Hawt half naked hippie chicks dancing and twirling around smoking weed and chanting and having orgies and stuff.
Wait...that sounds kinda cool.
Anyhoo...I'm glad I have Mondays off and I won't have to be involved with any of this foolishness.
I'm gonna kick back in my backyard, fire up a fatty, and blast Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon."
Y'all be cool.
