Sunday, January 29, 2023

What NOT To Do When You Miss Your Exit


First clip: Trying to back up on the shoulder to get to the exit you missed when you don't have the ability to drive in reverse and then you hang your ass out into the travel lanes of an interstate while doing so is ALWAYS a bad idea and a great way to get killed. Good thing I saw it coming, eh? Go to the next exit and do a flip-flop, asshole. You'll live longer that way. Second clip: Retard takes the wrong exit and then decides it'd be cool to swerve onto the shoulder and then cut me off in order to rectify his situation. I just about rectified his rectum with my rig. That woulda been cool...

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Annoyances Both Big And Small's not that difficult. Merging traffic must yield to traffic already on the road. Keep right except to pass. Going 30 mph over the flow of traffic is not smart. Even a chill and mellow Harry Chapin song doesn't help sometimes. If driving in the snow terrifies you, stay home. Don't slam on your brakes on snow-covered bridges. It's a good thing I don't apply my rage at idiots to my actual driving and use my rig as a weapon. Dontcha think?

Brake Fire, Wind, Brain Fade