Monday, September 10, 2012

Nephew Returns To The Land Of The Great PX From Asscrackistan!

He is in the great state of Texas now.

We are all very happy and thankful for his safe return.

Thanks for the prayers and support.

There will be epic parties with booze and guns and drugs and cops and hookers and fire trucks.


  1. Hooray! Celebrate safely out there.

    'Hope he never has to go back. 'Hope they ALL come home......yesterday.

  2. Glad he made it home safe and sound. Now break out the beer and the tittie dancers!

  3. Welcome back nephew of Zoomie. Do you care to share any of the hookers?

  4. Congrats on the safe return. Linked to your site..hope you don't mind!!

  5. Thank him for his service for me!

  6. Thank him for all of us. On a lighter note, I will bet those guys put a dent in the supply down at the Riverwalk.


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