Thursday, July 25, 2013

All The News That Is News. Or Something. Maybe.

I don't normally link to current events news stories, but for some reason I can't help myself this morning as I clear the cobwebs from my head and down my first cup of mud.

Read this and tell me what jumps out at you.

If you are as demented and angry as I am, you found this story somewhat intriguing.  Tattooed neo-Nazi freaks whack a kiddie fiddler and his old lady and get pinched.

OK.  Great.  I love that story.

But look closer.

The bodies were discovered Monday when another person seeking to have his car fixed came to the home, saw the door wide open and called police. A deputy found the bodies, but investigators had to wait more than an hour to begin examining the scene because several Chihuahuas threatened emergency workers as they checked to see if the victims had a pulse. Animal control officers were called and removed about 18 dogs, several cats and a half-dozen chickens, authorities said.

What the fuck?

Threatened by Chihuahuas?

Call out the SWAT team.

What a bunch of pussies.


  1. My 6 pound 'hua is a killer, for sure. He will draw blood, given a chance. With a whole pack like him, the one in front would distract you while the ones in back hamstring you and bring you down. Then they would proceed to tear your throat out.

    You did know that the mammoths were actually hunted to extinction on this continent by large packs of long haired 'huas, didn't you? They evolved shorter hair and moved south as the ice age ended. The modern long hairs you see are throw backs. Little known fact. ;-)

    Love your stuff, Z man!

    VJ, Citadel III

  2. I was scared of chiwas when I was a little girl...dey be mean.
    Miss Violet

  3. LOL I read that story yesterday and the same line jumped out at me as a WTF moment... Good catch. :)

  4. Guess you've never been swarmed by chihuahuas. They are like fucking land piranhas. They can skeletonize a cow in about 2 minutes.


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