Walter Zoomie's World: Gimme Back My Bullets

Friday, March 6, 2015

Gimme Back My Bullets

With apologies to Lynyrd Skynyrd, but somehow I don't think they'd mind.

Had this idea yesterday as I was blasting down the interstate dodging buckeye morons and jammin' to old shit.

I told you people before that I listen to a lot of music while driving and sometimes I get zoned out and think of stuff like the talk of banning certain kinds of ammo by our federal overlords.

(I bet that makes you feel real safe as a member of the motoring public.)

Anyhoo...the image kinda sucks, and is typical of my shitty and cartoonish bullshit.

Another half-way decent concept...poorly executed.

I am sorry.

Really.

_______________________

Life is so strange when its changin', yes indeed

Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me

But I keep on workin' like the workin' man do

And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you
[Chorus]

Gimme back my bullets

Put 'em back where they belong

Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun

Ain't gonna see no more damage done

Gimme back my bullets
Sweet talkin' people done ran me out of town

And I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around

But I'm leavin' this game one step ahead of you

And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues
Gimme back my bullets

Put 'em back where they belong

Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun

Ain't gonna see no more damage done

Gimme back, gimme back my bullets

I'll put 'em back where they belong
Been up and down since I turned seventeen

Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream

But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday

Tell all those pencil pushers, better get out of my way
Gimme back my bullets

Put 'em back where they belong

Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun

Ain't gonna see no more damage done

Gimme back, gimme back my bullets

Oh put 'em back where they belong

Give me back my bullets

Songwriters: VAN ZANT, RONNIE / ROSSINGTON, GARY ROBERT

2 comments:

Baja BlitzerMarch 12, 2015 at 9:02 AM
SUPER SONG, SUPER POST,thank you GOD BLESS HIS PEOPLE..............
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WraithMarch 12, 2015 at 1:59 PM
And yet, they wrote "Saturday Night Special."

Handguns are made for killin'
They ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like to drink your whiskey,
You might even a-shoot yourself

So why don't we dump 'em, people
to the bottom of the sea
before some ol' fool come 'round here
wanna shoot either you or me

I love Skynyrd, but this song makes me shake my head. Are these guys American or Leftist?
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