Sunday, June 8, 2014

Up Yours!

Received this in the mail yesterday.

Fuck!  This is twice in less than two years.  Can you say "jury nullification?"  Of course you can.

Sent this e-mail, most of which I stole from another source, to the Indiana GOP today.

To whom it may concern:

I no longer wish to be registered as GOP to vote in political elections.

I wouldn't use such a system to determine anything as trivial as who should be dog catcher, and I morally have no business using it to legitimize people's commanding of governmental authority over me or anyone else.

It isn't enough for me to simply not vote GOP anymore.

I believe my GOP voter registration implies my consent to a process by which other people fraudulently claim to represent my interests by their actions which I deem criminal.

My belief in the fraudulence of the political system makes me unrepresentable by either major party as there is no real discernible difference between the two.

As it stands, voter registration is nothing more than a convenient list of persons the state can use as a pool for jury selection.  I have no interest in jury duty, as I believe the "justice" system is corrupt, criminal, and fraudulent itself.

So, please assist me in un-registering as GOP to vote.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this simple matter.



I await my drone strike. 


  1. Replies
    1. How the fuck am I rayycisssss?


      Choke yourself.


  2. I thought about the same thing, but they have expanded where they get the names for the jury pool and it is no longer just registered voters.

    6. How did you get my name?

    The law allows the use of many different sources.
    Currently Marion County is using Indiana driver's licenses, State IDs and Department of Revenue databases.
    While being a Marion County driver is not a qualification for being a juror, those are the sources from which names are chosen.

    1. OK...but I've been thinking about renouncing my Republican affiliation for years. The jury summons put me over the top.

      If they call my number I will serve, but I will make it clear that I will not judge others no matter how heinous the alleged crime, and that I will nullify.

      Fuck them all.

  3. If you're a white conservative, you are a racist.

    You are a racist and a white supremacist. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Chauncey wants repressive measures taken against white conservative racists.

    1. But...but....I don't hate anybody based on their race. My hate is based purely on a person's stupidity and/or how they attempt to fuck me over.

      Then there's the Irish.

      I hate those motherfuckers.

  4. Dear Justice League of Marion County,

    Thank you for choosing me for jury duty. It has always been my dream to have the opportunity to deal Vigilante Justice unto evil doers. Together we will reign a plague of doom down upon their heads the likes of which they have never seen!!

    P.S. I'll make a costume.

  5. Have some fun with it. I know I would, but they never call me.

  6. Dammit! Looks like they got the Zoomie. Either that or his head exploded spontaneously from all the tyrannical crap pouring into every day. Walter, your minions miss you.

    1. I was wondering the same thing. Anybody got information?

  7. I'm fine. Been working 50-60 hours a week since the weather turned warm, and on weekends I've been having to toil on my expanding (and aging) vehicle fleet.

    I'm fucking worn out, angry and bitter...but otherwise OK.

    I got a response from the Indiana Republican party. They said jury pool names are collected from voter rolls, driver license/BMV transactions, and state tax there's not much of a chance for one to get out of jury duty unless one disconnects from modern society.

    They also said I would have to go downtown and deal with some government agency there in order to un-register from voting.

    Fuck that.

    I gots bronchitis.

    Ain't nobody got time for dat.

  8. OT... here's one for ya


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