Excellent - Sign me up, Douche(see the sigh of respect by capitalizing douche)
Please say hello to your wife and my kids.Thanks.Cunt.
Outstanding, Makes you want to disembowel a redcoat.
Feel free to comment away with your bad-ass selves. Cursing and foul language is fine...even encouraged here. In fact, I think cussing is fucking wonderful.Just remember...this is MY house, and I will not be insulted or maliciously messed with here. Good-natured ribbing is cool, but if you and I don't have some kind of previous relationship, you had best mind your fucking manners or I will relegate you to the intardnets dustbin for being a cunt.To know me is to love me.Or something.Maybe.